Prankster Simon O’Kane (left) placed their wife Leandra (right) up for sale on eBay
A spouse prankster took objectifying ladies to your next degree whenever he place their wife on the block on e-bay such as for instance a second-hand vehicle – but had been stunned whenever bids topped the common cost of a Jaguar.
Father-of-two Simon O’Kane posted an image of long-suffering Leandra alongside a tongue-in-cheek advertisement detailing their cause of attempting to sell her and also the benefits and drawbacks for the ‘purchase’.
These included her ‘decent bodywork and skills within the kitchen’ and describing her as ‘not new has been utilized but nevertheless got some really good kilometers left inside her.’
Motorbike lover Mr O’Kane, from Wakefield, Yorkshire, place their wife on the market at around 10pm on after claiming she was unsympathetic when he moaned about feeling unwell wednesday.
The 33-year-old ended up being stunned whenever bids hit ?65,880 within 2 days – that she was ‘for sale’ though she‘wanted to kill him’ when she discovered the next day.
Mr O’Kane, a telecom engineer and proud owner of the Triumph Daytona 650, stated: ‘I arrived in after work feeling a little tired and unwell – my had been spouse dong the most common concerned bit but stated I became burning the candle at both ends and had been simply whining at me personally.
Mr O’Kane had been stunned as soon as the bids for Leanne started initially to top ?65,000 – significantly more than the normal cost of numerous luxury vehicle brands
‘I thought “right I’m going to place you up for sale”.’
The post reads: ‘For sale one wife.
‘Not brand brand new has been utilized yet still got some good kilometers left inside her.
‘Reason for selling* I’ve had my fill and feel just like there must be some body me (oh dear Jesus please allow be) there. (more…)